Monday, 27 December 2010
Afore Ye Go
"In diabetes, there are five essentials for victory - six if you include my book."
"The answer is surely somewhere betwixt the doorstep."
"I am wearing my grandmother's grubby old undies."
"Diabetes is almost a game of about two or three halves."
~Keng Phooey
About the Author
Keng Phooey spent his early years quite near somewhere else, cultivating an unhealthy interest in law enforcement. In 2002, he discovered quotation websites and immediately began reciting vaguely pertinent one-liners to anyone who wasn't quick enough to get away. After Keng began making up glib platitudes of his own, he decided to publish them in a book, 'A Positive Platitude'. Besides making Keng a rich man, the book allowed people to appreciate just how knowledgeable and wise Keng was without them having to actually meet him - a win-win situation. Volume 1 of Keng's book was quickly followed by the imaginatively titled 'Volume 2' and, despite receiving numerous pleas for him to stop, Keng continues to jot down and publish his trite ramblings to this very day.
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This may be an ill-considered overreaction, but I'd rather gnaw my own arms, legs and head off rather than buy a copy.
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