Deadheading

It has come to the attention of the moderation team that nobody is here anymore. Whilst the practice of "playing hooky" might be acceptable on other inter flora, our rules explicitly state that:

"All members will show up, agree with what I've posted, then wait patiently for me to post something else."
(Section 29 part B(i): 'Right and proper timekeeping and being all there')

I would also like to take this opportunity to decline the offer of help made to me by our most recently banned member, 'Sigmund_Freud2010'. Firstly, we have very strict rules about putting moderator's posts under psychoanalysis, Mr Freud. Secondly, as I can find no account of it on Google, I would politely suggest that "Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder" is all in your head and not mine, sir. And, last but not least, you appear to have died on September 23rd, 1939, meaning that you have breached our forum rules in regards to the deceased posting (See below).

(Section 15 part D(i) and (ii): 'Forum policy in regards to the policing of the graveyard shift and policy in regards to the amended policy in regards to the brazen act of tombstoning')

(i) Whilst the forum management acknowledges the fact that dead people have opinions too, these opinions tend to have a very negative slant when compared to those expressed by the living. We therefore kindly and firmly ask that the deceased refrain from posting on the open forum and from freaking me right out via the PM system, especially late at night.

[Amendment to sec15D(ii) as of 01/04/10] Please note, due to the vast number of near-fatal accidents in recent years, this forum now completely prohibits tombstoning, especially in the shallow end.