Monday 15 November 2010

The Cast

Mr Plod, the Toytown policeman. He is a good friend of Noddy and thinks Toytown can't live without him. Mr Plod definitely isn't an asshat.
Dinah Doll, a china doll who sells all kinds of everything in the market. Her favourite catchphrase is "For what it's worth, I agree."
Big-Ears, a wise, bearded Brownie who lives in a low-fat toadstool house outside of Toytown.
Bumpy Dog, lives with Tessie Bear, but accompanies Noddy on many adventures. Noddy first met Bumpy Dog in Toy-Dog Town because he was injured and Noddy used his scarf to help him. Heartwarming.
Mr. Wobbly Man, a funny little man who cannot lie down. He has a round base which he wobbles about on. He rocks back and forth to get to the low-fat biscuits.
Master Tubby Bear, Mr. and Mrs. Tubby Bear's son, and is sometimes called Chunky Footie Numb Numb.
Mr Tubby Bear, Noddy's next door neighbour. Rumoured to be living under police protection. Real name unknown.
Mrs Tubby Bear, Noddy's next door neighbour, it is clear that she, like Mr Tubby Bear are the superiors of Noddy, as if they are adults and he is a child, mainly because Noddy always refers to them as "Mr and Mrs Tubby Bear".
Teddy Tubby Bear, Mr Tubby Bear's brother, Mrs Tubby Bear's brother-in-law and Master Tubby Bear's uncle.
Clockwork Mouse, a toy mouse who often requires winding up.
Tessie Bear, A clever and kind teddy bear and a great friend of Noddy. Tessie Bear loves EVERYONE. Got that? Good.
Mr Sparks, Toyland's handyman, who can mend anything. His favourite catchphrase is "Hyperinsulinemia? I Like it!"
Mr Golly, the owner of the Toyland garage. He was replaced by the politically correct Mr Sparks. This is looking very much like a 'Whites Only' town.
Miss Harriet the Pink Cat (aka Miss Pink Cat (aka Tail-End Charlie)), a cat who sells low-fat ice cream. She is portrayed as a fussy and neat cat with a French accent and no patience for foolishness, even her own. Her favourite catchphrase is "Sorry I'm late, I originally intended to remain aloof from all of this."
Mr Jumbo, an elephant who is abnormally friendly with Clockwork Mouse.
Noddy, Noddy who?
The Skittles, a family consisting of Mrs Skittle and her many children of various sizes. Skittles are red and yellow in colour with black hands. The skittles are like bowling pins and love to be knocked down. They frequently run out in front of Noddy's car so he will hit them and knock them over.
Stinkly, A tramp who has never washed in his life. Not fresh.
Little-Ears, Big-Ears' brother who looks just like Big-Ears, but his ears are much smaller. He lives in a very tidy toadstool (yes, he probably is).
Bunkey, a thoroughly mischievous character, who purports to be half bunny and half monkey. He is later exposed as a fraudulent monkey who escaped from a travelling circus. His favourite catchphrase is "Cor, Blimey! I'm a right proper cheeky wind-up scamster."
Sly and Gobbo, are high-carb goblins who are very mischievous. They usually steal things such as low-fat ice cream, chocolate coins or Noddy's Kit Kat™. They often end up in jail after they have completed their evil schemes.
The Gollies, politically incorrect villains.
Clockwork Clown, a toy clown who makes funny tricks. He stands only using his hands not his feet because his feet "fell off".
Martha Monkey, a mischievous tomboy monkey with a penchant for fallacious caloric ratios.
Miss Prim, the crack-smoking school teacher who replaced the kinky, slipper-wielding Miss Rap.
Mr Milko, the local low-fat milkman.
Mr Train Driver, train driver who drives the Toyland Express train.
Sneaky and Stealthy, Sly and Gobbo's high-carb, low-fat cousins.

1 comment:

  1. I suppose you expect me to be grateful about you having taken the time and trouble to write all this which and what you have written. Well, I just simply am not grateful - nor is my wife. Neither are either of us sorry about our complete lack of gratitude.

    Many thanks,
    Mr Rusty Bawaka.

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